The Witch Hunt

This anthology consists of several poorly written stories by amateur wannabe indie authors who think they know "'how to write.'
As you read this, seven authors are letting out breaths they didn't know they were holding on a dark and stormy night while somewhere a butler cackles.
Each takes on different genres and classic tropes, trying to keep up with the competition. Plot twists fall into plot holes and grammar is all but forgotten.
Our book makes “One fish two fish red fish blue fish” look like it was written for The Twilight Saga. We guarantee you're never read anything like this because up to now, no one's been dumb enough to write something like this.